For all you Pokemon fans out there. I saw where the admin wanted a story from the fans. Unlike all the other perverts who was typing out crap, I decided to actually write an impromptu story on my phone (that is also crap). So here it is, enjoy it or not...
Once upon a time there was a little kid from the Unova region who loved Pokemon. His family had a long history of Pokemon breeding, but he wanted to train Pokemon and challenge the Champion like many other boys at his age. When he turned ten, his mother allowed him to have a Lillipup, but the father disagreed. He said that the boy was too young and needed to wait a little longer so he would be mature enough. The parents argues day after day on what was best for their son, and it frightened him. One day, the Lillipup picked up something in the park and presented it proudly to the boy. It was a ticket to the Johto region! The boy couldn't resist taking the chance, so that night he packed his things and headed for the pier.
When he arrived, he met many trainers who gave him experience, advice, and good knowledge that he could have never found on the Pokemon ranch. He had caught two other Pokemon, and had defeated the first and second gyms with great difficulty and perseverance. Now a couple months since he had arrived in the new land, he decided to challenge the third gym. When he arrived in the city, he say a group of discouraged looking trainers gathered near the PokeCenter. "What's going on?" he asked. They told him that the gym had recently been easy to defeat because the gym leader was away and had a temporary replacement. But now that the gym leader had returned, new trainers found it very difficult to defeat her. Because of the gym leader's return, the young trainers were sharing strategies trying to think of some clever way to conquer the wall blocking their next badge. Despite the warnings of the other trainers, the boy bravely stepped in the gym and confronted the feared leader...
Ending 1: Miltank absolutely slaughtered his team. Despite trying four more times, he had no chance of winning. On his final attempt, his Lillipup died of over exhaustion. His dreams were crushed and he gave up being a trainer.
Ending 2: His Pokemon conveniently evolved mid-battle and he somehow defeated Whitney. Don't ask me how people do that in the middle of the battle... Beginners luck or probably some other bullcrap...
Ending 3: Whitney decided to neglect the challenge. "Screw you, I'm going to the beach!" So the boy just stood there speechless as the gym leader called up Jasmine and invited her to the beach. Whitney then got off the phone and skipped away ready to pack her stuff (The boy cried at the his first rejection from a girl).
Ending 4: Miltank got low on health, and used Milk Drink. However, it had been overfed, and the milk somehow spilled on the boy. He instantly started burning and died from chemical burn. Turns out feeding melon bread to Miltank makes it's milk corrosive to humans. Who knew?
Ending 5: They all died because their names were written in a Death Note.
Ending 6: A bearicorn ate the world.
Personally, I like ending 5 the best. Imagine Kira in the world of Pokemon... 0.o
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