Bored bored bored

So guess what happens when you're on the highway, and the tire just decides to go flat?  You get stuck in the rain, waiting for a tow truck. 

I got really bored of waiting, so I thought of playing the game that I posted about earlier when I played with my younger sister.  Each person takes turns saying I've word and this is what we came up with...

Once upon a castle there is nothing but food and ponies.  Unfortunately, the food ran away with the ponies, who had EVERYTHING.  Unicorns fly um, upside up, into the castle, destroying the interplanetary moon.  Then suddenly the grumpy receptionist at summerwood farted, going from toilet to a black hole.  Then, earth's moon spilt like a banana.  Teddy "the destroyer" Roosevelt brought laser chainsaws to life.  He sawed Santa Claus into a blood sausage.  Mrs. Claus hated her dress, so she died.  The ghost, Tommy, revived haggisland surreptitiously to spin happily like little girls.  The little girls then decided to drink liquor um until DEATH! (Who knew little girls could achieve a BAC of .40?)  The Nessie emblem was obsolete.  Braveheart was awakened through enlightenment of Donegal beer, which happened to be mixed, scrambled, and grammatically incorrect.  Perturbingly, Braveheart decided not to eat for 40 centuries to diet on oysters.  Since Zeus slept for 120 oyster lives, The Walrus kookookujubed.  Athena ate haggis, transporting cabbages into mars bars.  Children promote antisocial activity during lunch.  Cabbage is gross.  Cauliflower grew inside the ears of cabbages; nevertheless, children skipped breakfast to hop from hypoglycemia and fainted unexpectedly.  Burritos give gas to motorcoaches as do diesel give power to stars.   Fires dance wantonly, simulating trials for George Washington who also kookookujubed.  Lucanthorpes have Honey Paw seized under pressure inside the pantry despite Braveheart dieting furiously.  Mother Theresa despised dieting, therefore Rapunzel cooked her Rapunzels.  Then Mother Goose said, "SHINDEIRU!!!" and Rapunzel shrieked like will-o'-wisps.  Archery was invented later that day, when Braveheart committed himself to permanent dieting.  My final effort in ending this ends.

Austin posted at least three times in a week!? What is this!?

So I'm going for  a trip around Europe for the next three weeks, which explains my more frequent than usual posting. So, enjoy my other posts, and I will post again in a few weeks...

Yay for the weirdest stories ever.

This was written with 2 hours of sleep in 30 hours.  My sister and I took turns writing out sentences.   Read with caution.

I once had an uncle, we called him uncle Sam.  Uncle Sam was a strange man... He really green eggs and ham!  He liked to tell us that when the sun hits your eyes, like a big pizza pie - THAT'S AMOR ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ!  (Lolwut). Then batman came along and ate the big pizza pie.  Wait a sec, he ate the sun?  Apparently. 
OHISAMA WA UTAUYO!  OHISAMA A WA MITEIRU!  ALWAAAAAAYS. Just like that duck that is somewhere, somehow ALWAYS watching you. 

Hey remember grade school?  What's the i before e rule? Um... i before e... Always. Mushrooms.
Once upon a coffee, Garfield decided nothing.  Because mustache.  Your argument is invalid.  Its pre-boarding guys! Cya!

Anime powers that would be really cool to have

So since I'm an anime freak and feeling random I am making a list of anime powers that I personally like and think would be awesome to have.  It contains some spoilers, so I bolded the title of the anime if you want to watch it, or are in the process of watching it. 
So here's my list, from preference of least to most.

Death Note
The death note - A notebook in which whoever's face is imagined while being written down will die of heart attack unless specified otherwise.  Really, I wouldn't want to use a death note but it's good blackmail material for the people who know it's power...
Shinigami eyes - you can see the date of when other people die with the exception of other death note users.  This ability comes at the cost of half your lifespan.
Light Yagami's intelligence - Actually this item should be down by I.Q. 200.  Light's reasoning skills are beyond fantastic... Imagine being able to outsmart anyone but a little kid who plays with toys all day?

Naruto
Byakugan - Simply put, it's x-ray vision.  Would be helpful in the dark, spying on people, or playing hide and seek...
I.Q. 200 - It would be nice yo be super smart.
Chidori - Lightning comes out of your hand.  Need I say more?
Shadow Clone Jutsu - Ever wish you needed copies of yourself?  Yeah.
Sharingan - Optical power that gives the ability to analyze and copy anything after seeing it just once (such as a dance, drawing, or signature). Also can predict human physical movement (making sports and fighting easy) or copy them with barely any lag in copied actions. 

Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero)
Gandalfr - The ability to be able to use any practical weapon at the level of an expert just by touching it or picking it up.  This means guns, swords, other melee weapons, and big things too like warships or fighter jets. 

Attack on Titan
Maneuver Gear - Steam powered (streampunk item)  harness system that let's you literally swing from building to building like spiderman.  Also has 8 blades.

Sword Art Online
There's no ability from this anime that I particularly like.  I just thought it would be pretty freaking cool to live in the SAO world.  Who doesn't want a virtual reality massive multiplayer online role playing game with swords, accelerated combat, and high level insta-cooking?

Code Geass
Rolo's Geass - Rolo's optical power is the ability to freeze his target's perception of time, making them freeze in the spot for a short period of time.  The range and duration is typically around 6 meters and 10 seconds, but can be expanded and extended if wanted.  Using this Geass extensively with no rest could turn out fatal for the user, though.  I'd be unbeatable at hide and seek with this >:D
LeLouch's Geass - Optical power in which when commanding the target with eye contact, the target will comply with no questions asked.  It can only be used once per person though.  It also reflects off mirrors and works on the user, too. 

Bleach
Fullbringer powers - In Bleach, all things, all matter has at least a tiny bit of soul in it.  Fullbringers can manipulate that soul to their advantage.  For example, they can drink water by making the water flow through the air into their mouth.  They can run faster by using the soul in the pavement to propel themselves forward.  They can even walk on air.  A fillbringer also has the ability to alter the shape of an item that is usually on them at all times (necklace turns into a sword).  This is called fullbring.  And the fullbring I find the coolest is the next item...
The Book of Time - This fullbring is turning a book into a sword.  Whatever this sword cuts, you can insert yourself into the object's past just by thinking it.  So if I went up to my worst enemy and cut them with the book of time, then I can make it so we started as childhood friends.  Then I would have one less enemy.  When someone is cut by the book of time, the person feels the pain, but sustains no injuries or bruises.  They immediately pass out after being cut.   The book of time also works on inanimate objects.  Let's say I'm fighting someone.  If I cut the ground, then I can insert traps that I "set up in the past".  Now my opponent would be surprised to find the area was normal one moment, and then filled with traps the next moment.  One thing to be noted is that the book of time does not alter events altogether.  It simply inserts the user's presence or influence into the past.  It can be used as a brainwashing device.  Also, it does not let the user actually travel in time.  Again, it only inserts influence and presence.

Medaka Box
In the world of Medaka Box, there are three types of people: normal, special, and abnormal.  The abnormals are not prodigies or geniuses.  They are humans in which nature responds to in positive manner (rolling six dice and all six landing on a one, and consistently doing this). Abnormals have abilities called "abnormalities" (go figure). 
Autopilot - Reflex times are next to nothing. 
Analyze - Abnormality that grants super analyzing powers that can be applied.  Whoever has this abnormality is considered the greatest trainer in the world.
The end - The abnormality of abnormalities.  This ability let's the user copy and master any abnormality after seeing it used in combat. 

Problem Children are Coming from a Different World, aren't they?
The power of authority - Whatever you say, goes.  Not just for people, but inanimate objects too.  If you tell someone to shut up, they will.  If you ask for the truth, you will have it.  You can turn on light switches by asking the light bulb to turn on.  If you want your lawn to stop growing because you're too lazy to cut it every week, you can make it happen.

Story time with Austin, oh boy!

For all you Pokemon fans out there. I saw where the admin wanted a story from the fans.  Unlike all the other perverts who was typing out crap, I decided to actually write an impromptu story on my phone (that is also crap).  So here it is, enjoy it or not...

Once upon a time there was a little kid from the Unova region who loved Pokemon.  His family had a long history of Pokemon breeding, but he wanted to train Pokemon and challenge the Champion like many other boys at his age.  When he turned ten, his mother allowed him to have a Lillipup, but the father disagreed.  He said that the boy was too young and needed to wait a little longer so he would be mature enough.  The parents argues day after day on what was best for their son, and it frightened him.  One day, the Lillipup picked up something in the park and presented it proudly to the boy.  It was a ticket to the Johto region! The boy couldn't resist taking the chance, so that night he packed his things and headed for the pier.

When he arrived, he met many trainers who gave him experience, advice, and good knowledge that he could have never found on the Pokemon ranch.  He had caught two other Pokemon, and had defeated the first and second gyms with great difficulty and perseverance.  Now a couple months since he had arrived in the new land, he decided to challenge the third gym.  When he arrived in the city, he say a group of discouraged looking trainers gathered near the PokeCenter.  "What's going on?" he asked.  They told him that the gym had recently been easy to defeat because the gym leader was away and had a temporary replacement.  But now that the gym leader had returned, new trainers found it very difficult to defeat her.  Because of the gym leader's return, the young trainers were sharing strategies trying to think of some clever way to conquer the wall blocking their next badge.  Despite the warnings of the other trainers, the boy bravely stepped in the gym and confronted the feared leader...

Ending 1: Miltank absolutely slaughtered his team.  Despite trying four more times, he had no chance of winning.  On his final attempt, his Lillipup died of over exhaustion.  His dreams were crushed and he gave up being a trainer.
Ending 2: His Pokemon conveniently evolved mid-battle and he somehow defeated Whitney.  Don't ask me how people do that in the middle of the battle... Beginners luck or probably some other bullcrap...
Ending 3:  Whitney decided to neglect the challenge.  "Screw you, I'm going to the beach!"  So the boy just stood there speechless as the gym leader called up Jasmine and invited her to the beach.  Whitney then got off the phone and skipped away ready to pack her stuff (The boy cried at the his first rejection from a girl).
Ending 4:   Miltank got low on health, and used Milk Drink.  However, it had been overfed, and the milk somehow spilled on the boy.  He instantly started burning and died from chemical burn.  Turns out feeding melon bread to Miltank makes it's milk corrosive to humans.  Who knew?
Ending 5:  They all died because their names were written in a Death Note.
Ending 6:  A bearicorn ate the world.

Personally, I like ending 5 the best.  Imagine Kira in the world of Pokemon... 0.o

Ouch.

So today was really stressful.  Our cast and crew that are to be sent off to Scotland for the fringe festival just finished possibly our longest rehearsal: around 5 hours.  We had a short break somewhere there to eat a supper, and on the way there somehow me and my mother got into a conversation about university.  I forget how we got into the subject, but at one point I said that there were probably people there that didn't want to be there.  This was apparently surprising to her. She had always thought that it was completely a student's choice.  So I told her that some parents would force their kids to go to college.  Although I don't think it's very common, I'm pretty sure it does happen.  She asked me, "so I can force you to go to university?"  I just replied with a simple "if you wanted to...". It's not like she has to, I was planning to do so anyways.  Then she said something that troubled my mind for the next good hour until rehearsal got into full swing again.  "Well even if I didn't force you, you wouldn't go on your own anyways.  So there". 
...That hurt.  Quite a bit.  I did research on multiple places I would like to go to.  I've entered for multiple scholarships.  If it weren't for the Scotland trip, I'd be working.  I've done my best during summer school.  I've studied for my diploma tomorrow (I feel quite prepared, if you're wondering).  But today, my efforts were all just insulted.  Today I found out that my mother does not expect a lot out of me.  I feel... Really neglected right now. Somewhat crushed.  Like how they tell you to the sky is the limit, when you wanted to be an astronaut. 
I remember a story that my father told me a while back.  He said that in China, the teachers all told you that you suck.  And they hound you on your mistakes and make you feel really bad about yourself.  When asked what your dream was for yourself in the future, if it was something big, they would laugh in your face and say that it would never happen.  And when the students grow up and achieve their dreams, the teacher would simply say they only insulted their dreams to motivate them to work harder.  I can understand tough love, but not to that degree.  That's more like deceit for the student's own good.  And that's only if the student really does work harder.  What if they just simply break down, accepting their teacher's words?  Then the "tough love" turns into dream crushing. 
So is what my mother saying tough love?  I don't think so.  That statement wouldn't motivate me to work harder, because I already was going to do what she wanted me to do.  It just made me feel bad.  Am I going to quit on going to university?  Of course not.  Am I going to stop doing my best?  Nope.  However, whatever I do, I now permanently have this thought in the back of my mind: no matter how much I succeed in the next year or so, my mother is not expecting great things.  Its a bad thing that she doesn't trust me.  But on the other hand its a good opportunity to surprise her.  I must admit that my track record of being an average grade student contributes to her mental standing of my potential.  However, that doesn't mean that as a parent she can completely give up hope on anything good from her child. 

And straying off my point a little, I just had an interesting thought (at least to me).  Remember the saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"? Well it's (I hope) common knowledge that words really do hurt.  But what I never thought of was that sticks and stones only hurt for a couple days, maybe longer if you broke your bones (or maybe they don't hurt at all if you died from it).  But words do hurt, and not just for a couple days, but sometimes for a long time.  Now if you're insensitive like a couple people I know (you know who you are) then I guess it doesn't matter as much.  But what about those people who are... Less so hard hearted? 
So they say words never hurt?  Bullsh*t.  Words stun people, scar them, change their mentalities and attitudes, and makes them rant on blogs that barely anyone reads.... Oh wait.