Bored bored bored

So guess what happens when you're on the highway, and the tire just decides to go flat?  You get stuck in the rain, waiting for a tow truck. 

I got really bored of waiting, so I thought of playing the game that I posted about earlier when I played with my younger sister.  Each person takes turns saying I've word and this is what we came up with...

Once upon a castle there is nothing but food and ponies.  Unfortunately, the food ran away with the ponies, who had EVERYTHING.  Unicorns fly um, upside up, into the castle, destroying the interplanetary moon.  Then suddenly the grumpy receptionist at summerwood farted, going from toilet to a black hole.  Then, earth's moon spilt like a banana.  Teddy "the destroyer" Roosevelt brought laser chainsaws to life.  He sawed Santa Claus into a blood sausage.  Mrs. Claus hated her dress, so she died.  The ghost, Tommy, revived haggisland surreptitiously to spin happily like little girls.  The little girls then decided to drink liquor um until DEATH! (Who knew little girls could achieve a BAC of .40?)  The Nessie emblem was obsolete.  Braveheart was awakened through enlightenment of Donegal beer, which happened to be mixed, scrambled, and grammatically incorrect.  Perturbingly, Braveheart decided not to eat for 40 centuries to diet on oysters.  Since Zeus slept for 120 oyster lives, The Walrus kookookujubed.  Athena ate haggis, transporting cabbages into mars bars.  Children promote antisocial activity during lunch.  Cabbage is gross.  Cauliflower grew inside the ears of cabbages; nevertheless, children skipped breakfast to hop from hypoglycemia and fainted unexpectedly.  Burritos give gas to motorcoaches as do diesel give power to stars.   Fires dance wantonly, simulating trials for George Washington who also kookookujubed.  Lucanthorpes have Honey Paw seized under pressure inside the pantry despite Braveheart dieting furiously.  Mother Theresa despised dieting, therefore Rapunzel cooked her Rapunzels.  Then Mother Goose said, "SHINDEIRU!!!" and Rapunzel shrieked like will-o'-wisps.  Archery was invented later that day, when Braveheart committed himself to permanent dieting.  My final effort in ending this ends.